Inconvenience Store 24/7
For me it's living hell but for you it's heaven
Barge in without warning only to complain
And never find what you need for your dead-end campaign

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you'd surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC only for you

While you're browsing
Between A to C
I sit here apathetically

I'm a hero with no story
All guts
No glory
Just a hollow corpse
For the overlord corp

Stocking all my shelves
You can kindly fuck yourself
Customer is always right
But they never wins a fight

You break it, you buy it
No service for you, scum
There will be no bail when
Dignity is up for sale

Cleanup on aisle 321

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you'd surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC only for you

Potion seller
Sorry for the commotion
But I need your strongest potion
I'm going into battle
And I know that I can handle
All of your strongest potions

"No"

"Uh, why not?-"

My inconvenience has no price
But if I left you'd surely die alone
Repeated patterns on the wall
With names I 'm screaming on my own

If you dropped me on the floor
Then mark my price and take me home
Standing for eternity
An NPC not for you

"Get your shit and get out!"